You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Enjoy the penises
A bitchslap is in order.
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