I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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