I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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