nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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