we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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