I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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