she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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