their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
it's great music for shaving your balls
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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