i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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