just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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