I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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