his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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