the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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