scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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