I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
did i walk over a car last night?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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