Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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