youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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