I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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