She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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