I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
you never un-have a 4some
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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