I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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