he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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