so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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