It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Just puked most of my soul out..
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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