Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I want a musical about memes.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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