More tranny stories later!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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