i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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