what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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