Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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