My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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