never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm too high and old for this...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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