I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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