please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
