Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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