Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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