I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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