We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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