I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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