i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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