oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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