Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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