happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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