She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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