This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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