He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I don't deserve a penis
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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