normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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