is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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