forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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