Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I enjoy the company of your penis
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