Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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