I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
the raccoons are back...
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