I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
