Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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