im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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